The curious lick

Things you shouldn’t lick…

- 9 volt batteries
- tin foil (you’ll only do that once right?)
- bus windows
- asphalt
- your uncle... in fact you shouldn’t lick most relatives!!

The 9 volt batteries are especially bad for you. A mate of mine was actually killed licking a 9 volt battery.

I felt kind of bad for a while ‘cos I’d dared him to do it…well dared him then pestered and heckled him until eventually he stopped what he was doing and licked….

Wooomph!!!!

Unfortunately what he 'stopped doing' was …...crossing the road!

Actually he managed to combine several of the forbidden lickable items in quick succession:

9 volt battery

bus windscreen

then asphalt.